Sunday, January 30, 2011

Computer jokes


What do you call a computer superhero?A Screen Saver.
Why did the computer cross the road?To get a byte to eat.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?Lots of Memory.

1 comment:

  1. There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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