Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?
A: A sour puss!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A: To see Pluto!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought i'd drop
Brain Teasers
Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and the horse want's a apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Q: Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?
A: Starting-Staring-String-Sting-Sing-Sin-In-I.
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