Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw
Q: There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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